That's a good thing, because Mo'Kelly was sure tired of having to look at all those pictures of him and his new girlfriend Porschia Coleman and wonder when the divorce was actually going to be finalized.
Mo'Kelly guesses there's nothing like the "freedom" of waiting for a divorce to finalize and not have to worry about being seen with your jump-off in the meantime. That's confidence. Russell Simmons was obviously very sure it wouldn't come back to bite him in the proceedings. But let's be honest...Porschia Coleman is ridiculously fine.
Damn! Damn! Damn!
Kimora on her best day couldn't hold a candle to this woman. GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
The good thing for Porschia is...she won't have to have her father "give the bride away" if she gets married to Russell...because...she'd obviously be MARRYING HER FATHER.
Or grandfather actually.
And for those of you who believe "money can't buy you love," it'll damn sure pay for the search and expand your menu options.
GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!
Kimora who? Mo'Kelly doesn't even think Russell was even aware he was even in the process of getting a divorce. Talk about a distraction! Talk about trading up! This might be the biggest celebrity upgrade in the history of...of...unscrupulous famous people. If you had the choice of Kimora or Porschia...
It's not even worth posing the question. G'on Russell!
Mo'Kelly wants to be Russell Simmons when he grows up (except for the dating/marrying Kimora Lee thing...he can have that ish)
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3.28.2008
Russell Simmons Finally Gets Divorced - Porschia's HOT (Pics)
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I dunno, Mo. Proschia is Fine- though very slim- but I think Kimora was also Fine, when she first married Russ. Still Fine now, but you know.
I think it's mildly unfair to compare Kimora to Porschia, in the same way that it's unfair to compare the 27" Zenith floor model TV I grew up with to a 27" Sony flat panel TV from today's stores.
That chick is BAD!!! I would speed bump Kimora to get to Porschla.....
"Speed bump"...that's hilarious. Haven't heard that one before.
I stand by what I said. Kimora Lee NEVER could hold a candle to this woman, even before the children on her best runway day.
So Baba Kifo, to use your analogy, I would argue that Kimora was never that Zenith 27" floor model.
Yes, that Zenith was the ish back in the day, but Kimora to me never was. I'd say she was more like a Philco 20 inch with the built-in VCR. Nothing real special, more of a novelty, combining a TV and a VCR.
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