UPDATE 2.25.09 - Visit HERE for the ACTUAL Lawsuit filed today!!!
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The Mo'Kelly Report spies have reported that this woman pictured left Demaris Meyer of Memphis, TN was the woman in the accident with Academy Award-winning actor Morgan Freeman.
Wow Mo'Kelly...you're pretty damn good. And until someone can refute these findings...Mo'Kelly has got it right. Gotta LOVE Facebook!
Let that be a lesson to you. If you should get into a car accident, make sure you have on clean underwear and you're where you're supposed to be. Otherwise, Facebook/Myspace might rat you out!
Meyer's profile lists her as 48 years old. Sources confirm that she is a "friend" of both Freeman and his wife and works at the FedEx corporate headquarters. Take it for what it's worth. Godspeed in her recovery...sure hope there were no "other" circumstances to be highlighted in the coming days.
But Morgan Freeman as "God" should have seen this coming...
Or how about this...Morgan should take better care when Driving Miss Daisy/Demaris across state lines.
Or...Morgan won't be asking Demaris to Lean on Me anymore when it comes to drivin...
Or...maybe Morgan and Demaris will think to Go Greyhound! next time. Nothing bad EVER happens on a Greyhound bus.
Or...we can assume we now know the answer to the age-old UPS question, "What can 'Brown' do for you?" - ('Brown' can safely transport mistresses across state lines without ending up in a ditch...THAT'S what.) Maybe Demaris should look into a career at UPS and getting a big brown truck to replace her car.
OK, that's enough. Mo'Kelly's done. But Mo'Kelly's just sayin...
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Note: (addendum 8.6.08)
According to the actor’s attorney and business partner Bill Luckett, Freeman and his wife Myra Colley-Lee have been separated since December 2007 and are involved in a divorce action.
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6 comments:
Three posts in ONE DAY? You clownin' Mo'Kelly. Mo' Posts, Mo'Kelly. :)
You ain't right for makin' light of Crazy Joe Clark's car crash. I joked that he was Driving the Ghost of Miss Daisy (only to hear crickets).
Mo' you and Zack ain't right. Not funny LOL
There's a double entendre in there somewhere Zack.
"They used to call me Crazy Joe...but now they can call me BAT MAN!"
Hey, I'm not "making fun" of his accident...I wished them well. I just also admonished them to be wary of how myspace and facebook can getcha in the event of an "unlikely and unfortunate event"...such as a car accident at 1am when you're out with someone arguably shouldn't be out with...across state lines and such.
Mo'Kelly's just sayin'...
UPDATE on Morgan Freeman:
They released him from the hospital today. He was given crutches that were inscribed with the words: "Lean On Me". :)
You're having WAY too much fun with this.
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