9.02.2008

Nancy Pfotenhauer Tells Dem Bloggers to Lay Off Bristol Palin


Mo'Kelly applauds Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama for making it clear in no uncertain terms that the pregnancy of Gov. Sarah Palin’s daughter “has no relevance” in terms of Palin’s ability to serve as governor of Alaska presently or Vice President of the United States eventually. And no, don’t assume as to why I appreciate the statement. It’s not necessarily for reasons explicit and/or obvious in nature.


More on that in a moment…


Mo'Kelly will say this…it’s a class move. Political gamesmanship to be sure…but a class move. Such declarations help close the door on attacks directed at Obama's family in the future. Whether wife Michelle Obama should be more considered a “family member” as opposed to a surrogate is definitely open to discussion. Obama knows and understands this and wishes to cloud the definition of “family member." See it for what it is.


But Michelle Obama is a different discussion for a different day. For now, just remember Senator Obama is a lawyer. He implicitly understands the idea of “precedent.” Right now, he would like to use the controversy swirling around Bristol Palin as precedent.


Conversely, Obama as a counselor-at-law also understands the unstated implications of such a statement, such a precedent. Although the familial fiasco presently endured by Palin may not have relevance as to her qualifications to become President of the United States in a pinch…it is completely relevant in assessing the judgment of GOP nominee John McCain.


The distinction is subtle, yet unmistakable.


In the ongoing discussion of whether Senator McCain “gets it,” to use Obama’s words, Gov. Palin will rightfully be positioned as another piece of evidence to cast reasonable doubt on the judgment process of John McCain. The election race will be a question of “judgment” versus “experience.” McCain’s supposed lack of judgment pitted against Obama’s argued lack of experience. So before we jump to the conclusion that Obama is “above the fray” and has spoken out for altruistic reasons; recognize the political gamesmanship for what it is. Like I said, Mo'Kelly applauds Obama’s declaration, but only because it shows his increasing political savvy.


But back to Palin’s daughter…


Republicans have been arguing (predictably) that family members and issues unrelated to the candidate him or herself should have no bearing and are out of bounds.


That’s odd. Exactly WHEN did Republicans adopt THIS amendment?


Shame on them (left-leaning websites) for trying to make a political issue out of a private family matter. And I think in the end that ultimately they just hurt their own credibility when they do this. The American people are kind and understanding, and this is real life, and they know that. And I'm sure their hearts go out to the family. Their hearts go out to the young woman who is having this played out on national television. And I would hope that those Democratic bloggers would stand down, just out of a sense of common decency, if nothing else.

- Nancy Pfotenhauer, Adviser to John McCain


Good ol’ Nancy had that to say on where else…Fox News.


Nancy Pfotenhauer...meet Mo'Kelly, "Democratic blogger."


Nancy, you're not going to like Mo'Kelly. Let's just get that out of the way now. But having said that, Mo'Kelly would like to parse your words further for the benefit of our audience.


Shame on them (left-leaning websites) for trying to make a political issue out of a private family matter.


Yes, Mo’Kelly is quite sure John Edwards agrees with you and is thankful the right-leaning websites acted in accordance to Pfotenhauer’s wishes. Otherwise, one would allege hypocrisy...and we wouldn’t dare expect that from Republicans.


Here are some questions Nancy…


Was this supposed referendum on "common decency" and "credibility" in the media before or after all of the endless discussion of Rev. Jeremiah Wright? Wright's not even a family member, but somehow he was deemed relevant to the discussion of Senator Obama’s credentials and a "credible" discussion for right-leaning websites and "news" sources such as Fox News.


Was this plea for non-partisanship in the blogosphere before or after the endless discussion of where Senator Obama attended elementary school 40 years ago? If Republicans are to argue that Palin’s daughter doesn’t reflect upon Palin and Bristol’s pregnancy is in the present, then how did Obama’s elementary schooling 40 years ago remain an “issue” on Fox News for the past year? How is Senator Obama's middle name, given to him by his mother at birth an issue "relevant" to the political discussion of Senator Obama but Bristol Palin’s sexual dalliances and subsequent pregnancy are not?


Mo’Kelly just needs a hint of consistency. Not much, just a hint, a smidgeon, a fleck.


If Republicans (and Fox News) wish to make the argument that the actions of people "associated" with a candidate are fodder for discussion as was the case with Jeremiah Wright...Bristol Palin is relevant.


If Republicans (and Fox News) wish to make the argument that trivialities and minutia having nothing to do with the qualifications of the candidate in question are irrelevant...then you (and Fox News) have 720 hours worth of Michelle Obama "whitey," Jeremiah Wright and Barack 'Hussein' Obama programming in which to explain.


Pick one side of the street and drive there all you like. But the illegal u-turns at 75 mph on the interstate must either stop and/or be ridiculed for the obvious hypocrisy they are.


Where was Pfotenhauer and her call for "common decency" during the crisis of John Edwards? Edwards was neither in office nor running for President at the time of the story breaking of his infidelity. To use Pfotenhauer’s words, that too was “real life.” What did Pfotenhauer, right-leaning bloggers (and Fox News) have to say then? Should we go to youtube to refresh one's memory?




Marital infidelity is just as “real” as teen pregnancy...as is hypocrisy too.


The point of the matter is that the Republicans have not been long blasted for their professional fallibility or human frailties but for the subsequent hypocrisy in which they try to explain them away.


Like, uh, now for instance.


The Republicans originally gained control of the House and Senate with a message of an alleged superior morality. Now, after the fall of Tom Delay, Alberto Gonzales, Scooter Libby, Jack Abramoff, Ted Haggard, Senator Larry Craig, Mike Scanlon, Randy Cunningham, Mark Foley, Claude Allen, Brian Doyle, James Tobin, et al…


Their hypocrisy lost them the House and Senate after the midtem elections of '06...not the scandals in and of themselves. Rev. Ted Haggard is indicative of Republican hypocrisy. Sen. Larry Craig is an extension of that Republican hypocrisy. Yes, we are all cracked vessels and fall short in the eyes of God.


But only Republicans have proven to be career hypocrites across the board. For every Eliot Spitzer there are 10 neo-conservative hypocrites first wagging the finger of moral superiority while also justifying their own moral deviancy in the wake of their fall.


Only right-wing media types like Sean Hannity (as evidenced in the clip above) would justify John McCain's marital infidelity over John Edwards'.


Credibility Nancy says? John McCain cheating on his wife is more "understandable" and "acceptable" than John Edwards?!


Hypocrisy.


And now, this McCain lackey calls for “common decency” in the coverage of these events?


Really? Honestly? Real life Nancy?



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This, from the same party who impeached Bill Clinton for “Cigar-gate?” That's having nothing to do with the ringleader of "Cigar-gate," Newt Gingrich who was in the midst of his own marital infidelity while pursuing the impeachment of President Clinton.


Democratic bloggers should “stand down” this time around?! This, from the same party who created a patently false and racist ad to slander Harold Ford Jr. during his recent senatorial bid? This, from the same party who brought us Willie Horton in relation to former Democratic presidential nominee Michael Dukakis? Democratic bloggers should stand down?


Neocon please…


Just be glad that Bristol’s baby-daddy wasn’t ALSO Black. That would’ve been the absolute tri-fecta! Husband with a DWI, the daughter knocked up once, rumored twice and the baby-daddy a Brotha. That would’ve been absolute heaven.


Then again, it’s still early. It’s only been five days since the announcement of Palin for VP and Democratic bloggers have a DWI, a pregnancy, an Alaskan government investigation and a teen pregnancy in which they should conveniently ignore, at the hest of Pfotenhauer. Who knows what might happen in the next two months. Maybe that Black buck baby-daddy is still out there on the horizon.


One can only hope...



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8 comments:

ZACK said...

The Republicans keep skipping over the verse, "For ALL have sinned and come short of the glory of God".

I'm not happy that Bristol is going through this media melee. In fact, my heart goes out to her. But in this age of Internet politics, it is SO important to keep a low-profile online.

Sure, I tell ALL my private business on my blog, but it's usually stuff that I would tell people anyway. The real, real private stuff is usually shared in an e-mail or after a long night of "fooling around in a motel room".

JUST KIDDING!

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Oh yeah, I thought about a brotha being the baby daddy as well, but remember- they are in ALASKA!
While there are quite a few blacks in Alaska, I doubt that they'd be welcome around the Palin family.

Chris J the Genius said...

Get 'em, Mo! This is EXACTLY what I have been saying about the entire fiasco since the story broke. Isn't it funny how mainstream America and Conservatives in general have a lot more sympathy when dealing with a white woman? Wow. Can't wait to see what the decision will be in the Troopergate case. Like I said before though, she IS a white woman so there may not be many consequences at all. Even though we disagree on Nas, you still get my respect for letting us know where you stand. Plus, you definitely hit it out of the park with posts like this one. You're a bad brotha.

Moe said...

"Just be glad that Bristol’s baby-daddy wasn’t ALSO Black. That would’ve been the absolute tri-fecta! Husband with a DWI, the daughter knocked up once, rumored twice and the baby-daddy a Brotha. That would’ve been absolute heaven."

I know you just tying to be funny, but do you REALLY want to go there? Please keep in mind that Obama's white unwed 18-year old mother was knocked up by a brother (who abandoned the family 2 years later). Bristol's news is no big deal nowadays. But back in the 60's, it was very rare for some white girl to hook up with a brother and get pregnant at 18. Let's hope that Levi won't do the same.

The Mo'Kelly Report said...

I was being funny AND serious. The idea that a wholesome soccer mom-pro life Right-winger would have to also deal publicly with the prospect of a Black baby-daddy in the heat of an election season would be God-awful hilarious.

It would make Republicans come to grips with their real feelings. It's easy to throw stones at Obama because he's a "Democrat."

But if it were one of their own...it would be muy, muy interesante.

I wonder if she would be talking about "marriage" if the baby-daddy were Black.

Dwane T. said...

If he were Black, they would probably Willie Hortonize that brother by pressing charges. Same voting demographic... different method.

...and don't think that the fact that "Obama's white unwed 18-year old mother was knocked up by a brother (who abandoned the family 2years later)." is not an issue for some folks 47 years after the fact, because it is. Racisim holds a grudge with both hands.

ZACK said...

"Bristol's news is no big news nowadays"- Moe (not Mo'Kelly)

Very true! In fact, Britney Spears and Beyonce Knowles (Carter) both had younger sisters become teenage moms in the public spotlight. Surprisingly, Jamie Lynn Spears had a more negative reaction than Solange Knowles. I think it is because America doesn't expect "certain girls" to mess up. For Solange, most people knew that she loved "speaking into the mic" from the onset of her teens. But everybody expected more out of Jamie than even her sister Britney!!!!

This IS an instance where one can have a sense of humor (be funny), while not dismissing the complicated nature of the matter (be serious)

ZACK said...

Oh yeah, and before you try to say "This is about Bristol"- my point is that high profile teenage pregnancies are NOT a "big deal" anymore because they are becoming so common.

But let's pray that Levi doesn't have any black ancestry. The press is gonna have a field day if that's the case.

Chris J The Genius said...

There's a new youtube video out and the guy in it claims to be the REAL father of young Bristol's baby. It gets better, folks. He's BLACK! Don't believe me? Check it out I have had a hard time trying to get the URL, but go to youtube and type in father of bristol palin's baby speaks. It VERY WELL COULD BE A HOAX, but who knows?

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