12.31.2008

Charles Barkley DUI Smacks of John Daly


UPDATE (5:55pm PST) - Barkley "admits/confides" to officers that he was en route to getting a blow job and handgun found in the vehicle - Smoking Gun official police report HERE
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This just in (12:09pm PST) - Golfer John Daly suspended for 6 months today by PGA tour for among other things, alcohol-related incidents of late.
Read HERE
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Let’s get the obvious jokes out of the way in all of their predictable splendor. It’s going to appear everywhere, so let Mo’Kelly do due diligence and “acknowledge” the jokes right off the top. "Yes, Charles Barkley should’ve called Dwyane Wade in his Fav 5 and had Dwyane drive him home instead."

Chuckle, chortle, sniggle, guffaw.

Never mind that Wade was in Miami after ruining LeBron James’ 24th birthday and couldn’t give him a ride anyway. That’s neither here nor there. Given the extensive T-Mobile commercial campaign featuring both, that’s how the joke will read.

EVERYWHERE.



Mo’Kelly’s just acknowledging the obvious and the fact that T-Mobile (and TNT for that matter) is/are none too pleased about ending up in The Mo’Kelly Report under such circumstances. Then again, TNT "knows drama." And let’s not forget the “other” obligatory joke, where Barkley didn’t get the memo about how drinking to excess was better suited for New Years Eve, not “New Years Eve Eve.”

Missed it by one day Chuck.

It’s not hard to find a celebrity spokesperson who can give you bad press and get arrested for a DUI. That’s rather easy. Companies usually are in need of the one who doesn’t get arrested…that’s the hard part.

You probably know by now that “Sir” Charles Barkley was arrested under suspicion of DUI this morning (12.31). Barkley declined a breathalyzer, failed the field sobriety test and the results of the blood test have not been made public yet. Nevertheless, it’s less than a stellar way to end 2008 for Barkley.

Those who consistently read The Mo’Kelly Report would likely assume this an opportunity to tee up Barkley. It would be a reasonable expectation.

Not this time though. But speaking of "teeing up"...

What troubles Mo’Kelly most is that Barkley is becoming more and more like professional golfer John Daly with each passing day. To be fair, Barkley has never been charged with third-degree assault for allegedly throwing his second wife into a wall. (He DID though throw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar, and oh yeah, broke a man's nose in a fight after a game in Milwaukee...for what they're worth.)



At the same time, Barkley does exhibit all of the classic signs of addiction and lack of self-control. From gambling, to weight excess to arguably, arguably...problems with alcohol, it’s all there.

Yes, “arguably” alcohol.

It’s very easy to point the finger and say Barkley has a problem with alcohol given the DUI arrest, yet most people disregard the reality of how easy it is to become over the limit in a legal sense. There but for the grace of God go you, I and thousands of others on a nightly basis who may not have happened to have been stopped on “this” or “that” occasion.

And no, Mo’Kelly does not have a DUI.

If Barkley’s BAC level is found to have been closer to .2 than .08, that would justifiably alter the previous paragraph. We shall see. Regardless, the DUI should not be viewed independently of everything else we know about Barkley; the problems with gambling, diet…or even the battle to “control” his on-air commentary.

For decades Barkley has been both lauded and chided for his public commentaries. In fact TNT is presently (or maybe I should say “was formerly”) running a campaign ironically highlighting this fact, with Charles on “trial” for his many controversial comments and incidents over the years.

For decades, Barkley’s indomitable “spirit” was both beloved and bemusing in nature. There “was” even talk of a Barkley Alabama gubernatorial bid. Ultimately, Barkley will receive an inordinate amount of criticism and comedic derision for this latest incident...and he will have rightfully earned all of it.




In the past Barkley has been very stand-up about publicly addressing his foibles. I anticipate nothing less in this instance. Mo’Kelly has always suspected that Barkley is more self-aware than people give him credit for being. If there is anyone acutely aware of Barkley’s shortcomings, it’s probably Charles. Historically, Charles has bypassed the denial stage of addiction, for better or for worse. One can argue both the positives and negatives of such a reality. What is most concerning is that Barkley’s greatest strengths are obviously his greatest flaws and it might only be a matter of time before Barkley truly becomes John Daly.

Maybe he already is...



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12.30.2008

More Inauguration Information (Day of)

Timing

While the actual swearing-in will take place shortly before noon, the formal program begins at 11:30 AM and the musical prelude and seating will begin much earlier. Security checkpoints will open for ticketed guests at 8:00 AM, and the committee advises arriving no later than 9:00 AM to ensure that you are through the checkpoints by the time the program begins. Screening will end when the program begins at 11:30 AM and late arrivals will not be able to enter the grounds.

Getting to the Swearing-In

Getting to the swearing-in ceremonies that morning will be very difficult because of the large crowds. In addition to the 240,000 ticketed guests, a million or more people are expected to view the inauguration from the National Mall between 4th Street and the Lincoln Memorial, along with hundreds of thousands of others who plan on watching the Inaugural parade down Pennsylvania Avenue.

We recommend planning ahead, but also caution that any plans made in advance should be double-checked in the days and hours prior to the event in case of changes to transportation schedules, street and other closures, and other factors that may impact your travel plans. We also recommend developing back-up plans in case your or iginal travel plans need to be changed at the last minute.

The District of Columbia's inaugural website will have the most up-to-date information on road closures and other travel alerts. We recommend that guests bookmark the site, http://www.inauguration.dc.gov/index.asp, and check it frequently for changing information.

A security perimeter will be established around the U.S. Capitol and the parade route on or before January 20, 2009. Subway stations, bus stops, and streets within that perimeter will be closed. Street closures throughout Washington, D.C., will make traveling by car or taxi very difficult. Bridges from Virginia crossing the Potomac River into Washington, D.C., as well as major roadways from Maryland into Washington, D.C., may be closed to all but bus traffic.

Following are recommendations on how to get to the swearing-in ceremony:

Within 2 Miles of the U.S. Capitol
For those people who will be staying within 2 Miles of the U.S. Capitol, walking to the swearing-in ceremony will be the most reliable method of reaching the ticketed seated and standing areas. Be sure to carefully plan your return trip as well - it won't be possible to cross the Pennsylvania Avenue parade route, except at designated points and Metro will be extr emely crowded. For some people bicycling may be an option to get close to the U.S. Capitol. While bicycles will be prohibited within the security perimeter on January 20, 2009, the Washington Area Bicyclist Association (WABA) is working on a plan with city officials to have bike valet stations available outside the security perimeter near the swearing-in ceremonies and parade route. More information is available at: http://www.waba.org/index.php.

Beyond 2 Miles of the U.S. Capitol
Use public transportation to get you as close as possible to the U.S. Capitol and walk from there.

D.C.'s subway system will be running "rush-hour" service all day, but is expecting "crush-level" crowds. Be prepared to wait for space on a train for long periods of time, during which you will have to stand in close proximity to several thousand people. Many Metro escalators will be closed due to crowding and individuals will need to climb Metro stairs or wait to utilize the small number of elevators at Metro stations.

The Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority (WMATA) plans to run Metrobuses on Inauguration Day. Check its website, www.wmata.com, for information regarding routes and schedules. As with any other travel planning for January 20, please allow extra time and prepare a back-up plan.

AMTRAK, www.amtrak.com, and regional commuter trains, Virginia Railway Express (VRE), www.vre.org, and MARC (Maryland) Commuter Train, www.mtamaryland.com/services/marc/, will be operating reserved trains on special schedules and are expected to sell out well in advance of January 20. Please visit their websites for more information.

Accessibility for Persons with Disabilities

There will be no vehicular access or parking in the areas around the Capitol on January 20, 2009. This includes vehicles with special disability license plates or tags. While there will be locations outside the perimeter of the Capitol that will be designated as drop-off points for persons=2 0with disabilities, traffic conditions and restrictions may make reaching these drop-off locations extremely difficult.

As noted above, public transportation is expected to be running at "crush capacity" and WMATA has informed us that while Metro Access will operate for its regular customers, they do not expect to be able to provide pick-ups for people after events.

There will be designated areas for people with disabilities in each of the ticketed seating areas on the Capitol grounds, however these areas are limited in size and available on a first-come first-served basis. Persons in wheelchairs or utilizing walkers should be aware that they will need to move across bumpy surfaces, grassy areas, and possible icy areas (depending on the weather).

Other Important Considerations

The weather in Washington in January is usually quite cold and often rainy or snowy. Please think carefully about whether you can stand outside in cold weather in a large crowd for up to six hours, and whether you are ready for long delays getting home afterwards.

Regardless of the weather conditions, umbrellas will not be permitted in the ticketed areas. Other prohibited items include, but are not limited to: Firearms and ammunition (either real or simulated), Explosives of any kind (including fireworks), Knives, blades, or sharp objects (of any20length), Mace and/or pepper spray, Sticks or poles, Pockets or hand tools, such as "Leatherman", Packages, Backpacks, Large bags, Duffel bags, Suitcases, Thermoses, Coolers, Strollers, Laser pointers, Signs, Posters, Animals (other than service animals), Alcoholic beverages, Other items that may pose a threat to the security of the event as determined by and at the discretion of the security screeners

Bring with you any medications that you need because there will be very long delays in getting to and from events.

Be aware that it may be difficult to talk or send pictures from your cell phone, according to wireless companies. Please use text messaging to send critical messages.


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is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse...as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly,
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Morris W. O'Kelly can be reached at mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net and he welcomes all commentary.

12.29.2008

Latin Pageant Queen Moonlights as Pablo Escobar


Story HERE

What better way to close the year than to tell the story of one Laura Zuniga. If you haven’t heard the news, Laura is the 23-year-old reigning Miss Hispanic America and Miss Sinaloa 2008.

Meaning, she’s hot.

WAYYYYYY hot.

But that’s only HALF of the “news.” Earlier this week, Zuniga was busted for handguns, semi-automatic rifles and $53k in cash.

That's the "other" half of the news.

Meaning...when she’s not practicing her “impromptu” answers on how to make the world a better place she is cutting her product and cutting major drug deals in her native land of Mexico.

Yes, nothing like a beauty queen moonlighting as the female/Mexican version of Tony Montana or Pablo Escobar. Couldn’t you just imagine how Zuniga might have fared in the Miss World or Miss Universe pageant? Or better yet, what did the “talent portion” of the Miss Hispanic America showcase of Zuniga’s “skills?”

(Random yet ubiquitous uber-macho Latin male pageant host holds up a microphone to announces the next contestant. Non-Spanish-speaking viewers at home watch the English translation dart across the bottom of the screen.)

“And now, Laura Zuniga, of Sinaloa will come to the stage and share her extraordinary talent of…”

(He turns and looks to a stage director off-stage)

“Is this right, this isn’t a mistake?...ok, if you say so. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Sinaloa’s own Laura Zuniga as she shares her talent for…(pause)…consummating a drug deal.”

(crowd offers smattering of confused applause, Zuniga wheels out a glass table, a credit card, one single brick of cocaine, razor blade, 9mm handgun, a semi-automatic rifle and an Adidas bag of non-sequential hundred dollar bills)

“The first thing any successful drug dealer needs to know is how to cut pure cocaine. You can use baking soda, Enfamil, chlorine, sugar…your choice. Each has benefits and drawbacks. A credit card (she holds it up) usually works nicely to get it done."

“Then, when the motherf******* come in wanting to buy, (she picks up rifle, aiming at host’s head)…point the rifle like so…at his dome, so when sh!t jumps off, you’re ready to squeeze off a few rounds if the ‘consumer’ gets a little froggy.”

(Show host signals to producers in truck with executioner slash across throat to cut to commercial)


Presently, Zuniga and seven of her “accomplices” are being detained on charges ranging from racketeering, drug trafficking, guns and money laundering.

Grand slam. Racketeering, drug trafficking, guns and money laundering. That's a round-tripper in the world of drug baseball.

Is it just Mo’Kelly, but if you’re living a high-profile lifestyle, one common to beauty pageant contestants, doesn’t that exclude you from excelling in the clandestine underworld of the drug trade? Celebrities don't make good drug dealers, and there are plenty of reasons as to why.

If you are a foot-soldier cutting product, cutting deals and popping caps in domes, doesn’t that mean life as a celebrity probably is not in the cards for you? Aren’t you just “slightly” more recognizable come the late-night meeting down at the docks or in the back room of some equally undesirable Mexican location?

(Two Mexican drug factions meet an undisclosed location in Culiacan. There is the stereotypical table, ammo and cash all cinematically positioned for review. Zuniga cuts open a brick of coke and inserts her pinky nail. Mo'Kelly translates their Spanish conversation for your convenience below.)

"Sh!t tastes right. Good product. We'll give you 18k per kilo...can you work with that?"

"Hey, I know you...aren't you Miss Sinaloa 2008? I remember your talent portion of the pageant...you rocked! The semi-automatic rifle did it for me."

"No, that wasn't me, besides I'm way hotter."

"I don't know about "way hotter," but you sure are way dumber. I'm a Federali and you're under arrest, Miss Sinaloa 2008. Should've stayed on stage in a bathing suit and heels; much safer there. You have the right to remain silent chica."

Props to the Latin drug queen. Nothing sexier than an amoral beauty queen who knows how to rob, steal and kill.

Uh, not really…




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Black Murder Rate Up...Blame Up Too

Story HERE

Criminologists at Northeastern University in Boston, MA have recently released a report…yes, another report. This latest “report” indicates that the rate of young African-American men and teenagers who’ve committed or were victims of murder have increased significantly since 2000.

In addition, the FBI data used for the study also indicated that murders nationwide have leveled off.

Each time I happen upon a study like this, the responses to it are predictable if not laughable (on both sides). On one hand, you have those who will use this data as “proof” of the inherent criminal nature of African-American males and plaster the internet with such commentary accordingly.

Not so fast there…

On the other hand, you have the other extreme who use this data as “proof” of the inherent injustice of the American capitalistic machine and the latest call to arms...

uh…the latest “call-to-action” to lobby Washington for more expansive funding of inner-city programs. In fact, the study found the Bush administration was partially at fault for grant cuts to local police and juvenile crime prevention programs.

Not so fast there either…

If you didn’t notice the picture in the upper left-hand corner of the page, I am an African-American man. “Young” is more a relative adjective to describe me these days, and less an objective truth. Also, I live, work and attend church in violence-infested communities. In other words, there is a level of familiarity with this problem that FBI data and Northeastern University criminologists do not and can not address.

Far too often, studies like the aforementioned one are misused as opportunities to assess “blame” in a singular and definitive direction. Studies like these do more to codify the problem in neat and statistically digestible morsels, and less to identify the root issues.

There are two simple areas that must be addressed and addressing problems is a forward-looking approach, one far different than retroactive blame.

Responsibility and accountability.

Young Black men are more likely to kill and be killed due to an absence of responsibility and accountability. That is not to be confused with inherent criminality. If Black men were predisposed to crime, then historically Black men would always have sought their own “water level” of violence. Knowledge of the fullness of American history proves this not to be true.

The responsibility of caring for young Black men has been lacking, if not non-existent with the gross number of absent fathers in our community. We as African-American men must be responsible for our sons. “Responsibility” is not the same as blame and shouldn’t be treated as such. I don’t need the FBI or a group of criminologists to highlight the statistical correlation between the percentage of violent offenders and the percentage of those without a stable father-figure presence in the home.

Common sense does that job just fine, thank you very much.

Children (irrespective of color) without guidance, instruction and discipline will likely have their lives bear these realities out upon reaching adolescence and adulthood. We live in a society fascinated with guns and violence…of course this is the inevitable result among young people. It’s not unrelated to why the best soldiers to fight any war are closer to age 18, not 38. Although murders nationwide may have leveled off, the core group; those most likely susceptible to society’s negative influences have responded accordingly.

We as African-American men with good sense have been fundamentally lacking in terms of responsibility.

I said it I mean it and have no desire to take it back.

We may not like the way in which comedian Bill Cosby “lectured” to us on this topic or were irritated in the way then Senator Barack Obama “chided” us…but the truth does not change.

At the same time, let’s not forget about accountability. If we can agree that poverty, drugs and violence are inextricably linked, then those individuals who are disproportionately housed…or imprisoned if you will in a generational sense in poverty; there can be only one likely end-result. Any discussion of accountability should also include the factors which negatively contribute to these generational realities.

Disparities between crack and cocaine sentencing laws speak to waning judicial accountability and must be woven into the narrative of this generational disconnect. One “father” convicted of crack possession and another of cocaine possession will have widely disparate impacts on the length of the subsequent separation from the child/ren. Crack is available on virtually every corner in urban America, as are liquor stores. Of COURSE violent crime among Black men is up. Of course there are more Black men in jail for longer periods, meaning longer periods of separation from the child/ren.

Yes, it’s the “responsibility” of the “father” to not engage in drug use/distribution first and foremost, but our society must be held accountable for our disparate treatment of them and the unintended consequences that also come with it. Disparate sentencing is only one of many variables in how we've come to this point and we must hold our political leadership accountable in that regard; the judges we elect and the propositions we pass.

Going further in the study, it also indicated that young White men who’ve committed gun-related homicides also rose, though not as sharply as African-American males. As they say, “tell me something I didn’t know.” Again, we live in a society fascinated with guns and violence.

In our never-ending quest to someday coexist peacefully inter and intra-racially, let us begin to talk more about responsibility and accountability and less about blame. Blame is only motivated by absolution of guilt. Accountability and responsibility are motivated by pride and self-worth.

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is an entertainment journal with a political slant; published weekly at www.eurweb.com. It is meant to inform, infuse and incite meaningful discourse...as well as entertain. The Mo’Kelly Report is syndicated by Newstex and Blogburst. For more Mo’Kelly,
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Morris W. O'Kelly can be reached at mokellyreport@sbcglobal.net and he welcomes all commentary.


12.27.2008

Republicans Play 'Magic Negro' Card - BRAVO!


Saltsman
If you were unsure of either why Republicans lost or why Republicans seemed out of touch with the American electorate, here is exhibit 1a. Although the politics of yesteryear, replete with racism and anti-Americanism clearly contributed to the demise of the Republican party in 2008, some folks clearly didn't get the message.

Chip Saltsman, a candidate for RNC Chairman took it upon himself to send out a parody CD to RNC members, containing among others the song Barack the Magic Negro.

I'm going to forego the long, reasoned soliloquy and simply take the path of least resistance and respond with a singular question.

"Why?!"

"Why Chip...Why?"

Why in the world would anyone running to helm the Republican National Committee find it a good idea to associate him/herself in any way with the very politics leading to the demise of the party?

Don't get me wrong, I'm ecstatic with the level of Republican stupidity here...but it still begs the obvious question, "why?"

Of course, there are those will argue tooth and nail that the song is simply a parody, as are the others contained on it. But this "why" question doesn't have anything to do with whether Saltsman "could" or "has the right" to send out a CD with/without racially insensitive material. The question is simply "why" in the world would you?

Bravo Neocons...keep on shooting your NRA selves squarely in the ass. Why wait until 2012 to ruin that election too?! You have to love the long-range planning vision of its potential "leadership." Nothing like sinking the Republican party further into the abyss while campaigning for Chairman!

Why Chip...why?

ELECT CHIP SALTSMAN!

Why would you do it when given the tremendous failure of such tactics against Barack Obama, you Chip offer more of the same? Why would you do it when the moderates of the base were in no way galvanized and in fact were put off by such tactics? Instead of offering "new" (no, I won't use the word "progressive), Chip instead offered the worst definition of conservatism. He reaffirmed that the Republican party is still not a party of inclusion and it is the still the same party which has waved the flag of Dixiecrat Republicanism since Strom Thurmond.

ELECT CHIP SALTSMAN!

For their short-sighted troubles, this multi-cultural America smacked them squarely in the mouth. Not that I'm mad about it, but it begs the simple question.

Why Chip...Why? (Rolling on the floor laughing)

Personally, I'm encouraged. If the RNC is silly enough to elect Saltsman, it only likely ensures the further failure of the party. Bravo Chip...Bravo.

(And P.S. Chipper...it's "Mr. President" to you...)

ELECT CHIP SALTSMAN! Republican leadership 'we' need!



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12.25.2008

Eartha Kitt: 1927 - 2008

She will be missed. It's almost ironic, her passing on Christmas Day...





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Mo'Kelly's 'Commercial Pick' - T-Mobile:Yao's Comfort Food



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12.24.2008

Senior Citizen Choir 'Attempts' Hip-Hop (Video)

This is almost funny...the pipe organ is a nice touch. The first "attempt" is sorry...but it gets better, keep watching.



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Merry Christmas from The Mo'Kelly Report

Merry Christmas everyone,

At the risk of sounding sappy and a bit too sentimental, I often take this time each year to thank readers for their continued patronage and support. Believe me when I say that I’m encouraged by every email (positive or negative), every comment posted and every anecdote shared.

Each year I take stock of life personally and professionally, not to mention everything in between. And each year I shake my head at why anyone should stop by The Mo’Kelly Report. Despite the seeming bravado and bluster, I (Mo’Kelly) am just a regular guy who happens to really enjoy writing in various and sundry forms. Your collective encouragement and even criticism drive me to provide the most thoughtful and thought-provoking content within my abilities.

Sometimes I hit…others I miss. Invariably all of this is a work-in-progress and hopefully you are noticing the progress over the past calendar year.

In the past twelve months The Mo’Kelly Report or its content has been recognized by the following:

The New York Times
The New York Post
CNN
CNN.com
Good Morning America
PBS
MSNBC.com

Not a bad year at all...

Such accomplishments are only possible with your support and encouragement and I thank all of you. That is why I try to respond to all emails and continue to seek to offer a voice and perspective less-often heard. In the coming month I hope to grow up, become an adult and move The Mo’Kelly Report to its own domain with better wallpaper and kitchen appliances. Given that I’m the writer as well as the maintenance crew, it’s a bit much for just one person, so please be patient with me. Not only am I looking for a new hosting site, it must be functional in the way which continues an ease of posting and tracking. Also, I want to be sure that the body of subscribers I have will be able to move seamlessly to the new site, whatever that may be.

In the interim, know that I appreciate all of you and am thankful for another year in which to write. There’s no greater joy for me and I’m glad I can share some of that with everyone.

Merry Christmas…
and I'll leave you with some of my favorite "holiday" moments over the years.

Beat Street - Christmas Rap



A Charlie Brown Christmas - "Christmastime is Here"



You're a Mean One...Mr. Grinch





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Plaxico Burress and the African-American Gun Culture


NFL wide receiver Plaxico Burress will never be accused of being the smartest person around. If that qualifies as the understatement of the year…so be it. You only have 7 days to top it. 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through Plaxico’s house, not a creature was stirring, not even the guns the po-pos found.

Story HERE

Yes, authorities conducted a surprise search of Burress’ New Jersey home and found a handgun, rifle and ammunition for both. And oh yeah, the bloody clothes from when he shot himself in the leg at a nightclub.

Do note, the nightclub incident was almost a month ago. Also note, as of this editorial, Burress has yet to verify legal ownership and registration of the handgun found (a legally registered rifle was also confiscated).

In my initial research I took an informal poll of the message boards and blogs which featured coverage of this story. The sentiment was about 50/50. Half sided with Mo’Kelly that Burress is an inestimable idiot while the other half excused or explained away his behavior on some level.

Granted, this was anything but a scientific study, yet it was stunning how ANYONE could make excuses for Burress. From chants of “racism” (the surprise search) to outright ignorance of the NY/NJ gun laws…it was borderline unbelievable.

Note Mo’Kelly said, “borderline.” After awhile, this ceases to be surprising.

The common arguments submitted were along the lines that professional athletes are “targets” and have to go about protecting themselves in ways that ordinary people do not. On the surface it’s a reasonable argument. Javon Walker was robbed and beaten unconscious in Las Vegas. Alphonso Hodge was robbed at gunpoint at a Waffle House. Sean Taylor was killed in a home-invasion. Darrent Williams was murdered in a drive-by shooting of his limo. In fact, Burress’ teammate Steve Smith was robbed at gunpoint just days before Burress’ club incident.

The list goes on and on and that’s just a short list of NFL players who’ve been the victims of urban violence.

Whether professional athletes are targets is not the issue and the facts are clear that they are. The issue here is in how athletes choose to protect themselves...or more expressly, how they endanger themselves. The distinction explains why actor Will Smith, 10-100 times more visible/wealthy than most any NFL athlete, doesn’t feel the need to carry a gun with him to movie premieres. If you are going to a place where gunfire may presumably erupt, then you are choosing to put yourself in harm’s way and making yourself a target.

Safety for a professional athlete is NOT inherently different than safety for a lay individual. Safety begins and ends with smart choices made by the individual. Although I mentioned that NFL’er Alphonso Hodge was robbed at an Atlanta Waffle House, I didn’t include the facts that he was robbed of $8,500 in cash, 2 diamond earrings valued at $6,000, and a $20,000 bracelet. Safety first begins with common sense decisions that don’t increase one’s danger quotient.

Any person walking around with $35,000 in cash and jewelry can reasonably assume they are a target for urban violence. No gun will ever make that person safer because his/her decision-making process is already flawed at best. Bank robbers usually don’t make away with $35,000 scores and they have to navigate armed guards, silent alarms and lexan glass. Of COURSE a person at the Waffle House with $35k is a more attractive “mark.”

Although we all know about Burress’ gun troubles, I didn’t mention how just recently Burress was sued for a car accident in which he had let his premium lapse and had no coverage at the time of him rear-ending another car. No gun would’ve ever made Burress safer because obviously his maturity and responsibility level is that of a child. So not only did he not pay his insurance, he obviously refused to pay the damages either, hence the suit.

Safety doesn’t come in the form of a gun. In fact, for all the robberies we’ve read about, I dare you to find one instance in which a gun (or guns, plural) protected the life of a professional athlete, especially outside of his home.

Going further…

If these African-American men/athletes understand that they are “targets” then that reasoning should apply to each aspect of his safety. It’s not enough to argue that athletes are “targets” yet disregard how they routinely put themselves in “dangerous positions” with the judicial system. Michael Vick and OJ Simpson readily come to mind.

If you are compelled to have a gun, purchase it legally and register it accordingly. There’s never any reasonable excuse or explanation for having an unregistered gun or carry it without a permit.

Never.

One can’t argue the “sound reasoning” of possessing arms for personal protection, yet disregard the “sound reasoning” of going about it legally. "Sound reasoning" also includes avoiding those persons and places which may increase the likelihood of you becoming a statistic. Safety begins and ends with common sense. So, for all of Burress’ effort in “protecting“ himself, he’s been shot, faces multiple felony counts, and his football career in jeopardy. All of the things his gun cache was supposedly designed to protect, the cache is the principal reason they all will likely be taken away.

There is no reasonable argument to make on Burress’ behalf. A multi-millionaire should never need to have “questionable” firearms in his house or worse yet at the club. Ever. And to try to explain it away with “racism” or “self-protection” is almost as ignorant as the actions themselves.

The moment we as African-Americans stop searching for excuses to own firearms, especially the illegal ones, is the moment our communities begin to become less violent. It is the moment that fewer of our men go to jail and worse yet are killed.




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Zeta Phi Beta Sorority - NEB Recap


A NUMBER of ladies of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc. have requested that I POST the following information in the hopes that it is disseminated throughout the sorority. In addition, multiple sorors have requested that this information be forwarded to Tom Joyner, which has also been done. I can't speak for how or even if Tom will address this on any level. In any event, he is at the least been made aware.

Furthermore, although I've made a formal request to the "sitting leadership" of the sorority for clarity on these issues, no response of any kind has been given. So until they wish to present their version of the truth, The Mo'Kelly Report will continue to offer the side of those who wish to speak on their own behalf.

To that end...

Recap of December 20th meeting HERE

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December 20, 2008 NEB Voting Record


Motion made by: Soror Shirley Bryant Pacific Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)

“I move that the National Executive Board declare the July 2, 2008 election of officers of International Grand Basileus and Undergraduate Member at Large is COMPLETE and that Sheryl Underwood was elected the 23rd International Grand Basileus and Veronda Baker was elected the Undergraduate Member at large was officially installed.”

Motion 2nd by: Soror Myrtle Ballard Trustee (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)

Yeas:

1. Barbara Moore, 22nd International Grand Basileus
2. Mary Breaux Wright, National 1st Anti Basileus
3. Rosa Brown, Chairman of the Trustees
4. Machelle Alexander, National Trustee
5. Dawn Kemp, National Trustee (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
6. Myrtle Ballard, National Trustee, (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
7. Eunice Thomas, 19th Past Grand Basileus
8. Kim Smith-Tann, Atlantic Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
9. Tuwanna McNeely Tucker, Eastern Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
10. Alice Craft, Great Lakes Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
11. Lonnie M. Datney, Midwest Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
12. Shirley Bryant, Pacific Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
13. Constance Hendricks South Central Region- (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
14. Huretta Wright, Southeastern Region Director (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)
15. Donnie Faye Hull, Southern Region Director, (originally appointed by Sheryl Underwood and reappointed by Barbara C. Moore)

Nays:

1. Michelle Porter Norman, National Grammateus
2. Tanya Henderson, National Tamias
3. Dr. Shirley Stansberry, National Trustee
4. Jacqueline Lemon-Denton, National Graduate Member at large
5. Shanessa Ashford, National Graduate Member to the Executive Board
6. Dr. Barbara West Carpenter, 21st International Grand Basileus

Abstentions:

1. Scarlet Black, 2nd Anti Basileus
2. DeAndrea Herron, 3rd Anti Basileus
3. Christina Prue, Undergraduate Member to the National Nominating Committee Janet Bivins, Esq. Chairman of the Board (votes in cases of a tie) and Emma Faulk, National Phylacter is not voting member of the NEB Undergraduate Member to the Executive Committee, Soror Ameerah Abdur-Rahman was removed by Barbara Moore from office stating she was “under investigation” as alleged by Kim Smith-Tann. Undergraduate Member at Large Position was left vacant and UNREPRESENTED.

RELATED: Zeta Phi Beta Membership Threaten Lawsuit

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12.23.2008

Mo'Kelly's Commercial Pick - Carmax (GET OUT)

I wish I could find a better copy, but for now this will have to do. I about spit out my beverage watching this the first time. Any long-time fans of Eddie Murphy will immediately know what inspired this commercial.



Here's the Eddie Murphy origination...




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12.22.2008

Zeta Phi Beta Membership Threaten Lawsuit Against Board


UPDATE: 3:10pm PST -12.24.08: NEB Vote Recap
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Mo'Kelly received this press release this morning...here it is in full without any editing or subsequent editorial on my part. Again, this came to Mo'Kelly. Zeta Phi Beta leadership is free to rebut any and all alleged below within
The Mo'Kelly Report. Open invitation...

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Date: December 22, 2008

For Immediate Release

Contact: W. Renee Smith, 240-463-9788


Zeta Phi Beta Sorority Membership Pursues Possible

Criminal and Civil Action Against National Board


Members of Zeta Phi Beta Sorority have organized to force its National Executive
Board to recognize the official winners of the sorority’s national election for the positions of International President and Undergraduate Member-at-Large. The general election was held at the sorority’s bi-annual convention in July 2008. None of the four candidates competing for the office of International President, and the three candidates competing for National Undergraduate Member-at-Large had a majority of votes as required by the governing documents of the organization. A run-off election was held prior to the conference adjournment and Kim D. Sawyer, and Al-Qumar Akins were the clear winners with a majority of the votes cast. They, along with the other elected officers were officially installed as members of the 2008-2010 Executive Board.


However, the losing candidate, comedian Sheryl Underwood, was illegally installed by outgoing International President Barbara C. Moore and has been unofficially and illegitimately performing as the sorority’s leadership.


The membership is protesting this illegal action, and demand that the National Executive Board move with deliberate speed and due diligence to right this wrong. For the past six years the Board has refused to perform its fiduciary responsibility to protect the assets of the sorority and to hold accountable those who have performed with misfeasance, malfeasance and nonfeasance. The Board has exercised blatant disregard for the will of the membership, ignored the governing documents of the sorority, allowed the misspending of hundreds of thousands of dollars, and has so demoralized the sisterhood that membership is now down by more than 50 percent.


It is alleged that Sheryl Underwood in her illegal capacity as president has physically assaulted a member of the headquarters staff, verbally abused other staff members, and has removed all names, but hers from the sorority bank account, an illegal act for a non-profit entity.


The membership is pursuing possible criminal and civil action against the entire National Executive Board to include Sheryl Underwood and Barbara C. Moore, who in 2006 admitted to misuse of tens of thousands of dollars of sorority funds, but has yet to be held accountable.

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12.20.2008

Mo'Kelly - Guest Journalist in Syndicated Inauguration Program

More HERE

Mo'Kelly will be a contributing journalist for the hour-long special syndicated radio program President Barack Obama: Hail The Chief: The Dream Comes To Life. It will run the weekend prior to the inauguration January 17-20. Stay tuned for air times and details. In any event the audio will be posted here ultimately.



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Inaugural Balls (AND ATTIRE) Information

For those of you planning a trip to "Black Mecca"...(otherwise known as the presidential inauguration), here is some information on the various balls taking place. And for the uninitiated (i.e. MY people)...balls are FORMAL affairs.

Black tie.

No, that doesn't mean to just WEAR a black tie. It does NOT mean just wear a "black suit." It means tuxedos (and stay away from white dinner jacket...this isn't the summer) for men and TASTEFUL dresses below the knee for women. Preferably a GOWN. A GOWN is not the same as a party dress...in the way that a BALL is not the same as a PARTY.

You will even see some events listed below with a White Tie, requirement. This is the highest level of formal dress. Gowns for women and tails/waistcoat for men with a white bowtie. In "white tie" events, these aren't fashion suggestions or opportunities to "show off"...they are REQUIREMENTS and you will be denied entry (and not to mention embarrassed) otherwise.

If you need more clarity...

Black tie - click HERE.

White tie - click HERE


Since "we" are determined to do this...please folks at least do it right. I know how "we" can be. I love my people...but I know my people.

I see how "we" dressed for prom back in the day (our likely FIRST black tie event)...and that ish didn't go well. In fact, it went horribly bad.

So...here's a little help.

APPROPRIATE (Black tie)



















INAPPROPRIATE AND DISRESPECTFULLY FOOLISH
























APPROPRIATE (Black tie)

















UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLY GOD-AWFUL INAPPROPRIATE
























APPROPRIATE (White tie)
























"Tacky" and "inappropriate" usually are inextricably linked to ignorance, i.e. "not knowing any better." If you read The Mo'Kelly Report...you will never be able to claim ignorance in such areas. Do NOT go to Washington and act a fashion fool. That said, here you go...

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Ticket packages are still available for official inaugural events and balls through The Presidential Inauguration Committee (PIC). The packages include official pre-inaugural and inaugural day events including the swearing in ceremony, parade-watching area and official inaugural balls that will be attended by the President and First Lady. Packages are currently being offered for 10K (2 general tickets to pre-inaugural sponsor events and inaugural day events) and 50K (2 tickets to pre-inaugural finance events and inaugural day events). Please contact Thomas Reed at reedstone@earthlink.net if you are seriously interested in one of the PIC packages.

Children's Inaugural Ball, Date: January 18, Location: Historical Society of Washington, DC. Time: 12 to 5 PM, Host: Every Child Matters Education Fund in collaboration with national and local children's organizations. Program: This kid-friendly event is not a glitzy, black-tie affair. It's designed for children of any age. The day will include live music, educational exhibits, story time, a puppet stage, crafts, games, and more. The event runs for five hours, but it is not expected that guests will stay the entire time. The large time window just allows more people to participate. Food and drink: Kid-friendly food. Ticket price: FREE. Invitation requests are no longer being accepted. But in case space opens up, you can put your name on a waiting list here. http://www.everychildmatters.org/National/Campaigns/CIB_Waiting_List.html

People's Inaugural Project - sponsored by the Stafford Foundation. The "People's Inaugural Project" is giving hundreds of disadvantaged Americans the opportunity to join in next month's inauguration celebration. The Stafford Foundation is a nonprofit organization that serves those who are financially disadvantaged. They have donated $1 million for the events, and will distribute at least 30% of the tickets to underprivileged Americans who have embodied hope and change in their communities. Invitees will also be provided formal gowns, tuxedoes and stylists for the festivities. The Foundation is partnering with the National Urban League and other organizations to invite Americans from across the country, including wounded veterans, community activists and those who are financially disadvantaged and marginalized. For more information, see http://www.thestaffordfoundatio n.org/peoples-inaugural-project

Virginia's Inaugural Black Tie and Blue Dominion Ball, Date: January 19, Location: National Air and Space Museum Steven F. Udvar-Hazy Center, Time: 7 PM, Host: Executive Committee of the Black Tie and Blue Dominion Ball, Size: The Udvar-Hazy center holds 7,700 people. Program: Fifty tickets will be given free-of-charge to wounded soldiers and their spouses living in Virginia. The evening will include the first-ever presentation of the Virginia Valor Award, given to a solider who best exemplifies the values of the Blue Dominion; major general Roger Nadeau will be on hand to present it. The event will be broadcast live to soldiers stationed in the Washington area, and possibly to those in Iraq. Honorary guests include Governor Tim Kaine, former Governor and Richmond Mayor L. Douglas Wilder, Attorney General-Designate Eric Holder. Also attending are celebrity hosts ncluding actors GianCarlo Esposito and Jasmine Guy, retired NBA player Steve Smith, former Redskin Brian Mitchell, author E. Lynn Harris, and artist rep S.D. Lockhart Gaye. Entertainment will be provided by the Commodores and the Chicago group the Gentlemen of Leisure, Food and drink: Hors d'oeuvres and open bar, Ticket price: $250 a person or $400 a couple; $1,000 for VIP, which includes a reception, dinner, and prefer red seating. Tickets are available here. http://virginiainauguralball.com/purchase.html -

Democratic Party of Virginia ball - https://secure.vademocrats.org/page/contribute/VAInaugural

Maryland's Inaugural Ball: Note from Maryland Democratic Party: We've been diligently organizing the Official Maryland Democratic Party Inaugural Celebrations and have recently learned that President-elect Barack Obama and Vice President-elect Joe Biden will be making a "whistle stop" visit to Baltimore during a train trip from Philadelphia to Washington on Saturday, January 17. As soon as we know more details about the Baltimore visit we will share it with you via e-mail and on our web site: www.mddems.org. Additionally, we are close to finalizing our plans for the official state party inaugural celebrations. We are currently scheduling an event for the evening of Saturday, January 17 in Baltimore in conjunction with the visit by Barack Obama and Joe Biden. We will also have a formal event in Washington DC on Sunday, January 18. We will be able to reveal details of those plans on a special web site set to go live on Monday, December 22. You will be able to access that information quickly by visiting our party web site - www.mddems.org - on and after that date.

Presidential Inaugural Unity Ball - hosted by Institute for the Advancement of Multicultural and Minority Medicine, January 20, 8 p.m. Willard Hotel, http://www.iammm.org/docs/Unity%20Ball%20Fact%20Sheet%20(2).pdf

Odyssey Couleur Magazine - Inaugural Gala - From Kenya to Kansas - January 19, JW Marriot, White Tie Gala. Featuring: Regina Bell . $400. See http://www.odysseymc.com/tickets

BET Inaugural Ball: BET will kick off the inaugural festivities in Washington, D.C., with the second annual BET Honors on Saturday, Jan. 17 and conclude with the network’s first Inaugural Ball on Tuesday, Jan. 20. BET's Inaugural Ball, to be held at DC's Mandarin Oriental hotel, will benefit America's Promise Alliance, the nation's largest non-profit alliance dedicated to the well-being of children and youth founded by Colin and Alma Powell. Additionally, the Ball will support two institutions that are committed to the education and advancement of today's youth in Washington, D.C. - Dunbar High School and the Duke Ellington School of the Arts. The BET Honors will celebrate legendary songstress Mary J. Blige for her contribution to entertainment; groundbreaking filmmaker Tyler Perry for media; celebrated dancer and choreographer Judith Jamison for role as an educator; businessman, philanthropist and basketball legend Earvin "Magic" Johnson will be honored as corpora te citizen; B. Smith for her success as an entrepreneur; and the Congressman James E. Clyburn for his public service.

Recording Industry Association of America will headline the RIAA's Jan. 20 inaugural charity ball at Ibiza nightclub. The concert will benefit Feeding America, and the RIAA is looking for donations up to $200,000. Rihanna will likely headline this event.

African-American Church Inaugural Ball, Date: January 18, Location: Grand Hyatt Washington, Time: 6 PM. Host: Leaders of African-American churches, Size: 2,000. Theme: "We Have Come This Far By Faith." The event honors the history and accomplishments of African-Americans in the US. "Keeper of the Flame" awards will be given to individuals who have been a part of the advancement of African-Americans in the country. Food and drink: Sit-down dinner, red and white wine. Ticket price: $250. http://www.africanamericanchurchinauguralball.com/welcome.html

American Music Inaugural Balls, Date: January 20, Location: Marriott Wardman Park. Time: 8 PM, Size: 4,000 to 6,000, Host: Dionne Warwick. Program: The event is composed of two parts: the Legends Ball, which Warwick will host, and the Urban Ball, which will see rapper Ludacris at the helm. It will be the first ever two-ball event in inaugural history. Performers include Rodney Atkins, George Clinton, Chaka Khan, Marvin Sapp, the Temptations (with Dennis Edwards), Harold Melvin's Blue Notes, Kirk Franklin, the H.B. Barnum Orchestra, The Caravans, Smokie Norful, T-Pain, David Banner, Athena Cage, Cedric the Entertainer, the Cheetah Girls, Fantasia, Lil Jon, Monica, Bella Steez, and Bobby Valentino. Ticket price: $450 for the Legends Ball and $350 for the Urban Ball. A combo ticket, which gets you entrance into both events, is $650. http://www.americanmusicinauguralballs.com/Welcome.htm l

Black McDonald's Operator's Association Inauguration Ball, Date: January 20. Location: City Club of Washington at Franklin Square, Time: 8 PM. Host: Baltimore/Washington chapter of the National Black McDonald’s Operators Association. Size: 350, Program: Live music and dancing, Food and drink: Hors d’oeurvres and open bar. Ticket Price: $200, plus a $10 online service fee, http://www.bwr-bmoa.com/

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12.19.2008

Bristol Palin's Future Mother-in-Law BUSTED for DRUGS


Sherry Johnston, the mother of Levi Johnston – the 18-year-old who is the father of Bristol Palin's soon-to-be-born baby – was charged with six felony counts of misconduct involving a controlled substance, Alaska's Anchorage Daily News reported Friday.

Johnston, 42, was arrested Thursday at her home with a search warrant as part of an undercover drug investigation by Alaska State troopers.

Troopers said they charged Johnston with second-degree misconduct involving a controlled substance – typically manufacturing or delivering drugs – as well as fourth-degree misconduct involving controlled substances, or possession, said the newspaper.

Sherry Johnston did not comment to reporters at her home Thursday.

No Comment from Governor

Her arrest took place around noon, after which she was booked at Mat-Su Pretrial Facility, according to a booking officer there. She reportedly was released on a $5,000 unsecured bond just after 2 p.m.

A rep for Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, mother of Bristol, said Thursday: "This is not a state government matter. Therefore the governor's communications staff will not be providing comment or scheduling interview opportunities."

Troopers released no other information, including the kind or amount of drugs, because details could jeopardize an ongoing investigation, said spokeswoman Megan Peters

In an Associated Press interview in October, Levi Johnston said he was in love with Bristol and they planned to wed. Bristol, also 18, is nine months pregnant and due to give birth Dec. 20, according to her maternal grandfather, Chuck Heath.

See story HERE




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12.18.2008

The Coolest President in the History of America


























More on Time Magazine's Person of the Year HERE










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12.17.2008

Inauguration Program Order

This comes courtesy of friend Leila Khaled over at Bronzeville Metropolis.
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Line-up Includes Musical Greats Aretha Franklin, Yo-Yo Ma and Itzhak Perlman


WASHINGTON, DC - Senator Dianne Feinstein, Chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, today announced the program for the 56th Presidential Inauguration, which will take place on the West Front of the U.S. Capitol on January 20, 2009.

The program participants were invited by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies and chosen by the Chairman, the Presidential-elect and the Vice President-elect. In addition to Senator Feinstein, the members of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies include: Senator Bob Bennett, Ranking Member of the Senate Rules Committee; Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid; Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi; House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer; and House Republican Leader John Boehner.

The order of the program will be as follows:

Musical Selections
The United States Marine Band


Call to Order and Welcoming Remarks
The Honorable Dianne Feinstein

Invocation
Dr. Rick Warren, Saddleback Church, Lake Forest, CA

Musical Selection
Aretha Franklin

Oath of Office Administered to Vice President-elect Joseph R. Biden, Jr.
By Associate Justice of the Supreme Court
The Honorable John Paul Stevens

Musical Selection, John Williams, composer/arranger
Itzhak Perlman, Violin
Yo-Yo Ma, Cello
Gabriela Montero, Piano
Anthony McGill, Clarinet

Oath of Office Administered to President-elect Barack H. Obama
By the Chief Justice of the United States
The Honorable John G. Roberts, Jr.

Inaugural Address
The President of the United States, The Honorable Barack H. Obama

Poem
Elizabeth Alexander


The National Anthem
The United States Navy Band "Sea Chanters"


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America I Am: Touring Exhibit Set to Kick Off


PHILADELPHIA - A letter from President Lincoln guaranteeing Frederick Douglass' safety, Malcolm X's Quran and diary, and Muhammad Ali's robe from the "Rumble in the Jungle" are among the artifacts in a new touring black history exhibition.

America I AM: The African American Imprint will open at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia on Jan. 15, Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Presented by TV personality Tavis Smiley, the show includes more than 200 items from every period of U.S. history. It will travel to nine more cities over the next four years.

Other artifacts on display include the key to King's jail cell and the stool on which he sat in Birmingham, Ala., where he composed his famous Letter From the Birmingham Jail; the "Doors of No Return," through which Africans trod before boarding slave ships in what is now Ghana; the desk that literary pioneer Phyllis Wheatley used to write Poems on Various Subjects, Religious and Moral, which was published in 1773; and Mary McLeod Bethune's walking cane, which once belonged to President Franklin Delano Roosevelt and was given to Bethune by former first lady Eleanor Roosevelt.

Many of the individual artifacts have been previously seen in various museums, libraries or personal collections, but America I AM is a rare opportunity to see many important objects in one place, said John Fleming, executive producer of the exhibition and director emeritus at the Cincinnati Museum Center.

For more on the exhibit, please visit http://americaiam.org/

To preview the exhibition, click HERE

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12.16.2008

Jane Harman Will NOT be Getting Mo'Kelly's Vote EVER Again!

UPDATE 12.17.08 3:30pm PST: A suggestion from one of my facebook friends...
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"Do what I did... call all your friends in states with a bunch of white republicans and ask them to request tickets. I got a set of tickets from Salt Lake City, UT Lawrence, Kansas and good ol' Bradshaw, West Virginny. (6 total)"
(And no, she's not Black...that's pretty damn brilliant.)

From: Kreilein, Alex [mailto:Alex.Kreilein@mail.house.gov]
Sent: Tuesday, December 16, 2008 2:23 PM
Subject: Inaugural Tickets

Inaugural Tickets

My thanks for contacting me about Barack Obama’s historic inauguration. Unfortunately, due to the limited number available, your request for tickets cannot be accommodated. Please understand that my office has received thousands of ticket requests and simply could not cover them all.

(Mo'Kelly - "What does that have to do with Mo'Kelly?")

While we are disappointed we could not do more, we have tried our best to help as many constituents as possible. Each House office received just 198 tickets. The majority of my allocation was distributed on a first-come first-served basis, with no individual constituent request receiving more than two tickets. A small number of tickets was set aside for local elected officials, my staff and some members of my family.

(Mo'Kelly - "I bet you did.")

Fortunately, for those still interested in witnessing the swearing-in ceremony, the full length of the National Mall, traditionally closed during Presidential Inaugurations, will be open to the general public and lined with large screens. No tickets are needed to watch the swearing-in ceremony between 4th Street and the Lincoln Memorial. Should you decide to come to Washington for the inauguration, please contact my office and we will try to include you in events we are planning.

(Mo'Kelly - "Uh Jane...I just DID contact your office...and since I can't get tix to the inauguration...what exactly would I contact your office for? I don't need to contact you to walk the National Mall with the 1.2 million other people.")

For the most up-to-date information on the Inauguration, please visit http://inaugural.senate.gov/

Regards,

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Alex Kreilein, Inaugural Coordinator

Office of Congresswoman Jane Harman (D-CA)

2400 Rayburn Office Building

Washington, DC 20515

202.225.8220

202.226.7290 fax

www.house.gov/harman

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Congresswoman Jane Harman gets NO love from Mo'Kelly!


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12.15.2008

Anthony Hamilton: Incomparable New CD Soars

The customary arc for a musical artist of any nominal success is to come out strong with a debut CD, develop a loyal fan base and then eschew growth and invention for formulaic, stale musical platitudes to remain “relevant.”


Anthony Hamilton is not “customary” in any sense of the word. When he first came on to the scene, Mo’Kelly personally wasn’t sure whether he was an artist with a great voice and a great first CD, yet would slowly slide with future CDs. Success sometimes breeds complacency and artists sometimes never find their way back musically to what originally made him or her special.


Or maybe Hamilton was only “good” relative to his peers and stood out mainly because of the dearth of real singers and songwriters. True stars display genius throughout the breath and depth of a career, not only at the beginning. Up until now Mo’Kelly wasn’t sure exactly how Hamilton’s career should be characterized.


Hamilton’s latest CD, The Point of It All answered each and every question that I might have about his musical prowess with a resounding, if not defiant proclamation.


This music is simply mouthwatering.


It is both gorgeous and delightfully decadent in its presentation. If you know anything about Hamilton, you know he loves to cook and it’s gleefully evident with the care and attention to subtle detail in the portions and “ingredients” used.


For example, the song Prayin’ For You/Superman boldly features an African percussive rhythm, blues slide guitar topped off with old-time religion gospel-esque vocals bringing the message home. If that isn’t “Soul Food”…I don’t know what is.


Off the chains… Off the chains!


The multi-layered and multi-cultural music feast theme flows throughout the fullness of the CD. From the “rock-hop” Soul’s on Fire, to the almost imperceptible reggae underpinnings of the lead single, Cool, to even the Elvis-sounding, Fallin’ in Love, this is a chef’s delight.


Take time to appreciate the prominence of musical instruments and the acknowledgment of R&B decades of yore. What’s more amazing is that Hamilton gives us something genuinely new and progressive in a musical sense; not just “different” for the sake of being different.


It would be unfair, if not untrue to call him a “Neo-soul” artist as his musical artistry has moved far beyond such boundaries. But just in case you thought that Hamilton might have strayed too far from home, he titles his CD (not-so-concidentally) with arguably, conceivably, possibly, the coldest, funkiest, drop-dead ballad he’s ever recorded. To use one more last culinary metaphor, he knows which side his bread is buttered on…


Yes, Hamilton knew exactly what he was doing…and I guess that was The Point of it All. Easily, one of the best CDs of 2008 and no better way to bring the year to a close.


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Sheryl Underwood Hospitalized - Zeta in Internal Disarray

UPDATE 2:29pm 12.22.08 - The general membership body is banding together to potentially file lawsuit against its own executive board...Click HERE
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UPDATE 11:45am PST - The National Executive Board has a conference call scheduled for 12.20.08 (Saturday) to begin this process and an in-person meeting for some time in January.

Which begs the obvious question...

Does this mean that Underwood is stepping down altogether? If the board is to meet in January ostensibly to discuss the leadership direction of the organization, the reasonable presumption is that Underwood will still be unable to carry out her duties and this illness is both extremely serious and of an extended nature.
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Reports have been coming in fast and furious. Recently Underwood was hospitalized with an undisclosed illness. It's evidently serious enough that the organization is "determining" who will lead in the interim.

Uh...shouldn't it be obvious...the #2 person elected?!

Guess not. It seems that "the sorority" (the power structure) was reaching out to former president and criminal Barbara Moore to run the organization in the interim.

That's like George Bush becoming ill and trying to hand over the reigns to Clinton instead of Cheney. Even though Clinton might be a better "choice" than Cheney...the constitution is clear. And so is Zeta's.

My, my, my...what the HELL is going on there? Clearly the move to "reinstate" Moore is a play to "hide" ish. Who needs constitution bylaws anyway in the first place? They're not real "laws"...just suggestions.

Or so it seems...

This is better than any episode of reality TV. You can't write ISH like this! Health and best wishes to Underwood as she returns to health.


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Why We're a Lost People (VIDEO)

Yes, I said it. We are a lost people. We've lost our way and refuse to talk about it.

Below is a video of a man recently being robbed...and shot. Notice the young women laughing in delight. And before you say "they thought it wasn't real," note, it was still funny even after he was shot. What the hell is wrong with our young people? (Note this video was posted by The Baltimore Examiner in the hopes of finding the perpetrators.)


http://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/local/crime/121208laughbalt.html



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12.14.2008

Protester Throws SHOES at Bush (VIDEO)

No commentary...just the video. HEE LARRY US!



And of course, Eddie Murphy immediately came to mind...here's why.



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12.10.2008

Mo'Kelly's Thoughts on the Auto Bailout


Mo'Kelly was going to write some witty, fact-laden soliloquy on the automotive bailout...but instead found this picture which pretty much says everything needed to be said; with an equal amount of disdain for the "Big 3."

So let's just let the picture and caption say Mo'Kelly's 1000 words instead. (Double Click photo to read the fine print...pun intended)














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Detroit Mom Hosts Hooker Party - Starring DAUGHTER!

Sad and sick world in which we live...



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12.08.2008

Keyshia Cole KO's Common Sense...Decency in Mourning


Saturday evening I was settling in with friends, watching the preliminary bouts leading up to what would become the destruction of Oscar De La Hoya by Manny Pacquiao.


Not to digress too far, but for those unfamiliar with the typical PPV boxing event, it’s rare that any real boxing “stars” appear on the undercard. Usually it’s an amalgam of “might be” stars and their journeymen opponents; in the hopes of a quick knock out to generate excitement for future matches down the road.


In other words, the undercards for PPV matches are usually BOO BOO, more times than not.

Saturday night was the exception.


(Well…kinda sorta.)


The undercard bout Mo’Kelly is referring to took place in the ring alright, right before the main event. But it wasn’t exactly officially listed on the undercard.


My boy Frankie leaned over to me and asked who was “that” in the ring. I looked, squinted, cocked my head to the side and I guessed out loud. There was this “person” milling about the ring and leaning on a turnbuckle. From a distance she seemed feminine. Even in high def, Mo’Kelly didn’t want to say he was definitively sure.


I said, “I don’t know, “maybe” a ring girl…publicist…groupie or some sordid combination of all three.”


Mo’Kelly just didn’t recognize her.


Out stepped ring announcer Michael Buffer. First the Philippine national anthem, then the Mexican national anthem (although there were no “Mexicans” fighting) and then came the main event.


No, not De La Hoya V. Pacquiao…


Mo’Kelly’s talking the Star-spangled Banner…courtesy of Keyshia Cole. Imagine a 12-round duel to the death between Cole and common sense. Common sense lost and in lieu of flowers, Common Sense’s mama asks that you send Cole a new manager and publicist. Yes, on this occasion, common sense lost its fight miserably and the world has been a little bit funnier ever since.


Imagine it’s Halloween and some girl came to school after not being able to make up her mind between Pam Grier's Coffy, Tina Turner's Beyond Thunderdome and a Dr. Evil Black fembot. Instead, Cole chose to mix all three together.


Mo’Kelly’s not sure if the wig was on backwards after sleeping in it the night before with too much hairspray…but whatever it was, it was all wrong. Common sense went down in the first round with an overhand right.


And that was just the hair.


Then…there was the “outfit.”


Think “Sheena, Queen of the Jungle” meets “Keyshia The Beige Pool Table.” Mo’Kelly wasn’t sure if it was Eartha Kitt (Lady Eloise) from the movie Boomerang or “Lady Cinnamon” from The First Kings strip club here in Los Angeles.


"Marrrrrrrrcus darling..."


Mo’Kelly didn’t know whether to call PETA or call “8-ball, corner pocket.”


It was just all so confusing. “Common sense” was getting its a$$ kicked in the corner and the ref refused to step in and stop this debacle. Mo’Kelly remembers shouting at the TV before she even sang one note…


“STOP THE FIGHT!...THROW THE TOWEL!”


People at the fight party were looking at Mo’Kelly like he was crazy. But I knew…somebody was about to die and somebody needed to put a stop to it. And when exactly did a bullet bra bustier/mini skirt seem like a good idea? EVER?! At what point did she initially put that frock on and her handlers say…”Girl, you look good!”


Get the frock out of here!


Mo’Kelly brings this up because he used to work for Cole’s label, Interscope Records and knows quite a few of her “handlers.” Marselle Washington, Adam Favors, Garrett Williams…I blame y’all. All y’all. You’re my boys…but I put this on you.


I blame Y’ALL!


It doesn’t matter what Cole’s manager Manny Halley has to say…you should’ve stepped in and stopped the fight before “common sense” got its ass killed. Its blood is on your hands. She should have never been allowed to step into the ring and common sense paid the ultimate price.


Left hook to the jaw. Down goes common sense! Down goes common sense!


But…”common sense” got back up…wanting to fight some more. And then came…the song.

The SONG!







Just a suggestion...”common sense” dictates that if you have pitch problems, maybe you should concentrate more on getting the pitch right and less on the ubiquitous and unnecessary “runs.”
Then again, “common sense” was not going to win ANY fight Saturday night. Common sense never had a chance. Thoughts and prayers to Mama Sense and her other child, Decency. Marselle, Adam, Garrett…I blame y’all.


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Mo'Kelly on CNN/Headline News (VIDEO)

Here is the video from my appearance last week on Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell

Part I



Part II

(for some reason, video doesn't start until 2:00 in...so shuttle to 2:00...)





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By Request: DeBarge 'Unsung' (Full Video)

Sorry, TVOne had the clips pulled...

Part I



Part II



Part III



Part IV



Part V



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Keyshia Cole...Don't EVER Do This Again

Why...just WHY!




RELATED: Ray J Sings the National Anthem

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12.07.2008

Miss France 2009...Young, Gifted and Black


Congratulations to Chloe Mortaud, (African-American mother and White French father), Miss France for 2009.

Black is the new sexy and the new "power tie" in 2009.







"Black is back, all in we're gonna win, check it out. Yeah yo c'mon...here we go again."


- Public Enemy, Bring the Noise

Story HERE
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The new Miss France, born to an African-American mother and white French father, said Sunday she wants to advertise her country's diversity on the world stage.

Chloe Mortaud is not the first nonwhite winner of the beauty pageant, but she is joining a growing chorus of French public figures breaking traditions by speaking openly about race.

she told The Associated Press the day after being crowned. "I want to go to people and explain to them that fear of the other is unfounded,""I want to incarnate ... today's French diversity" at international beauty pageants.

France has championed a colorblind standard that sees all citizens as just French, regardless of ethnic origins – an ideal meant to make everyone feel equal. But it has failed to snuff out racism, particularly against immigrants from former French colonies in Africa. Discrimination in part fed riots in 2005 by largely minority youth in French housing projects.

Days after Barack Obama's election last month, leading French figures published a manifesto urging affirmative action-like policies to expand opportunities for millions of blacks, Arabs and other minorities. First lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy said she hoped the "Obama effect" would reshape France's political and social elite.

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I hope you just understood the magnitude of what you just read. The election of Obama is already reshaping the world...



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Karaoke Killing...No Joke


Anybody who knows Mo'Kelly knows that he loves to sing and you can find him singing karaoke some 3 days a week.

Really. Not joking.

Mo'Kelly is frequently asked why he likes karaoke. To which I reply..."it's safe, fun and completely relaxing."

Well, so much for the "safe," "fun" and "relaxing" parts. Folks are now getting killed in the world of karaoke...

Multiple...plural...killing SPREES.

Most recently, a man was chalk outlined for "hogging" the microphone...to the point that patrons rushed and stabbed him to death.

It's not funny...but damn it, it is!


Click HERE

But wait...there's MORE!

As it turns out, John Denver songs have helped instigate a Thai killing SPREE in the past. So let's review the life and death world of karaoke.

Hog the mic, get shanked. Sing the wrong song, everybody dies!

Click HERE

I understand killing someone for their sneakers or because they're sleeping with your spouse. One can intellectually wrap a mind around that. That's logical, sensible and understandable. But killing people over karaoke...that's just beyond my comprehension.

What in the world is wrong with people?


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12.04.2008

Eric Benet Lands Two Grammy Nominations


Best Male R&B Vocal Performance
Best R&B Album

I so enjoy posting good news about good people and good friends. I so enjoy when good musicians and talented singers are appropriately recognized amongst the overwhelming garbage that is contemporary urban radio.

Eric has always been a genuine friend and it's nice to see him reap the benefits of his hard work. Congrats EB. Keep doin' your thang.

Talent wins out, finally.


While at Warner Bros. Records, Mo'Kelly had the pleasure of working with Eric for promotion of his second CD A Day in the Life. I can honestly say that you will be hard pressed to find a more pure vocalist in music today...period. To be clear, Grammy nominations or not...this was always true. But it sure is nice when talent and validation come together at the same time.

My brother, my friend...congratulations to you.

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12.03.2008

Republican Congresswoman Hangs Up on Obama...Twice


Story at politico.com HERE
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Is Ileana Ros-Lehtinen a little paranoid?

Maybe.

On Wednesday, the Republican congresswoman got a call from President-elect Barack Obama, didn't believe it was him, and hung up on him. Twice.

According to Ros-Lehtinen's flack Alex Cruz, the congresswoman received the call on her cell phone from a Chicago-based number and an aide informed her that Obama wanted to speak to her. When Obama introduced himself, Ros-Lehtinen cut him off and said, "I'm sorry but I think this is a joke from one of the South Florida radio stations known for these pranks." Then she hung up.

Moments later, Obama tried again, this time through his soon-to-be chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel.

"Ileana, I cannot believe you hung up on the President-Elect," Emanuel said. And then--yes, you know what's coming--she hung up on Emanuel saying she "didn't believe the call was legitimate."

A short time later, Ros-Lehtinen received an urgent call from Rep. Howard Berman (D-Calif.), the chairman of the Foreign Affairs Committee, who informed her that she indeed hung up on Obama.

So, Obama tried again and this time he was successful. (Phew!)

"It is very funny that you have twice hung up on me," Obama said. Ros Lehtinen responded by telling Obama that radio stations in South Florida always make these sorts of jokes. Obama said similar pranksters reside in Chi-town.

"You are either very gracious to reach out in such a bipartisan manner or had run out of folks to call if you are truly calling me and Saturday Night Live could use a good Obama impersonator like you," Ros-Lehtinen joked with the president-elect.

Ros-Lehtinen then congratulated Obama on his victory and pledged to work together on behalf of all Americans. She also asked Obama to call Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) and Rep. Albio Sire (D-NJ) to discuss Cuba policy.

Here's hoping they don't hang up on him.


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Mo'Kelly's Headline News Appearance (Transcript)


The Video hopefully will follow today for those who didn't see it. Working on it right now to get it. But for now...here is the transcript. The official link is HERE

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ISSUES WITH JANE VELEZ-MITCHELL

Taking a Post-Racial Look at Crime;

Aired December 2, 2008 - 19:00:00 ET

(BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)
JANE VELEZ-MITCHELL (voice-over): Tonight, outrage over the Hudson and Pressly murders continues, even though cops have made arrests. America is entering a post-racial era. But I`ll show you the shocking role race is playing in these cases. And I`ll take your calls on race and crime in America.

Plus, now that we`re officially in a recession, will the Big Three get their bailouts? Spanked over using fancy jets the last time, the begging CEOs are now showing up to Congress in hybrids. But have they really learned their lessons?

And after shooting himself in the leg, NFL superstar Plaxico Burress went to a celebrity hospital to help him cover up the injury. I`ll look at this, and other outrageous cases of special celebrity treatment, to find out why they get away with it.

These issues, and more, tonight.

(END VIDEOTAPE)

VELEZ-MITCHELL: The Big Three fat cats drop their private jets. So will Congress reward them with a bailout this time? I`m going to tell you whether Detroit deserves your tax dollars.

Plus, star NFL receiver Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg at a nightclub, and then tried to cover it up. I will be taking your calls on celebrities getting special treatment for their stupidity.

But first, on this show, we`ve been bringing you the very latest developments in two separate and horrific murder cases that occurred within days of each other.

On October 20, Arkansas anchorwoman Anne Pressly was brutally beaten in her home by an intruder. Her parents say she was also sexually assaulted. She died without ever regaining consciousness. Twenty-eight- year-old Curtis Vance has been charged in this case.

Then, just four days after Pressly was attacked, three members of Oscar-winner Jennifer Hudson`s family were shot to death in Chicago. Twenty-seven-year-old William Balfour, the estranged husband of Jennifer`s sister, has just been charged with three counts of first-degree murder.

Both stories have been the subject of incredible media attention.

But you`ve got to wonder, would the Hudson murders be in the spotlight if Jennifer Hudson weren`t a big star? What if celebrity Jennifer was just an unknown African-American woman in Chicago? Would we be talking about it? Probably not.

Would the Pressly murder have gotten as much coverage had she not been a pretty white TV anchorwoman? Probably not. How much does celebrity and race determine coverage? How much does celebrity and race determine outrage?

Here is my issue tonight. We, as a society, should be outraged by all murders, regardless of the race of the victim, regardless of the race of the killer, regardless of the social status of those involved. A victim is a victim. A murderer is a murderer.

Both the Pressly and the Hudson cases are horrific murders, of innocent people who did not deserve to die. So let`s be outraged. But let`s be outraged for the right reasons: not because of the color of the victim`s skin or the perpetrator`s skin. America is entering a post-racial society, and we need to start taking a post-racial look at crime.

Joining me now, Mark Sawyer, associate professor of political science at UCLA and director of the Center for the Study of Race and Ethnicity. And Judge Jeanine Pirro, former D.A. and host of "The Judge Jeanine Pirro Show." And Morris O`Kelly, author of the nationally-syndicated online column, "The Morris O`Kelly Report."

Morris, your latest column focuses on these two murders, and how race may have affected the coverage and outrage over each. Explain what you mean when you say they`re the big elephant in the room.

MORRIS O`KELLY, COLUMNIST: Well, there`s a fundamental misconception when we talk about these cases. You say that we`re entering a post-racial America, when in fact, if we look at the election of Barack Obama, the elevation of Barack Obama as an individual does not fundamentally change how black people generally and black men, specifically, are viewed.

There is a history in this country of a fear of the black man in terms of how black men and interracial crime is -- is conceived. Now, if we look at the history, where you can`t talk about interracial crime and not also acknowledge the baggage that`s attached.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Well, let me -- let me ask you this. I just want to ask you, are you possibly projecting your own stereotyping onto this situation? Because in the entire Pressly case, nobody to my knowledge has mentioned race whatsoever: not the parents, nobody. So you`re actually the one who`s bringing this issue to the surface.

O`KELLY: I don`t think you can honestly have an intellectually honest conversation with Anne Pressly and not acknowledge the history of this country. When you talk about Anne Pressly, you have to also talk about Emmett Till. You have to talk about Susan Smith. You have to acknowledge the campaign against Harold Ford in Tennessee. All these things impact the discussion of race and the perception of black men in America.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Look, I want to bring Mark Sawyer, associate professor of political science at UCLA. You are an expert in race. Do you feel that there is a racial component in terms of the discussion, or the outrage surrounding this murder?

I can tell you that I am outraged over the Pressly murder, outraged that this woman`s face was beaten in to the point where her bones were sticking out, that her mother had to find her that way. But it had nothing to do with the fact that the perpetrator, or the alleged perpetrator, is African-American.

MARK SAWYER, ASSOCIATED PROFESSOR OF POLITICAL SCIENCE, UCLA: Well, Jane, any thinking person is always outraged by these cases. But one of the things that we found when we do studies is you see that, when whites see coverage where there`s an African-American criminal, they`re more likely to support more punitive measures.

Also, when they see crimes and murders and they didn`t even see a suspect, we did a study at UCLA. Forty percent of them remember seeing a black suspect. They strongly connect. It`s a nightmare for the African- American community, the way they connect African-American men and crimes together, even when the story isn`t -- doesn`t have that connected into it.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Well, Jeanine Pirro, former district attorney and judge, in this case, tragically, this is the suspect, the person arrested in the murder of Anne Pressly. What`s your take on whether there is a racial component or not? Is this something that`s being projected onto a story, or is it something that people just aren`t talking about publicly?

JEANINE PIRRO, FORMER D.A.: I`ve got to tell you, Jane, this is being projected. The truth is that the Pressly case was in our, you know, in the front of all the newspapers because she was an interesting woman, who was on television, and everyone was wondering, was she killed by a competitor? Was she killed by a stalker? Who was she killed by? It was really a question of whodunit, how does someone get killed in a situation like this.

And no one knew it was an African-American until five days after she died. So no one can assume that race had anything to do with it.

And by the way, the whole premise of this, that race is relevant, is belied by the fact that you`ve got African-American victims on -- in the Hudson family, and you`ve got Anne Pressly, who was a Caucasian. This is not about race. It has nothing to do with race.

The Hudson case is about domestic violence. And Anne Pressly is about a beautiful woman who was on television, and who was killed, and everyone wanted to know who did it.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Well, let me add this. And by the way, a reminder: we are taking your calls at 1-877-JVM-SAYS. That`s 1-877-586-7297. We want to know what you think about this entire issue.

Pressly`s parents were on "The Today Show" yesterday. Listen to what her mother told Matt Lauer.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

PATTI CANNADY, ANNE PRESSLY`S MOTHER: Six weeks ago this morning, I found my daughter beyond recognition, with every bone in her face broken. Her nose broken, her jaw pulverized so badly that the bone had come out of it. I actually thought that her throat had possibly been cut. But that was possibly the first knockout punch. Her entire skull had numerous fractures from which she suffered a massive stroke.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Mark Sawyer, does the sheer brutality of this murder, combined with what the parents say was a sexual assault, suggest that this could be a hate crime?

SAWYER: I don`t think so. I mean, there`s no evidence of that. And these cases, these details are just absolutely shocking. I mean, it`s terrible. And as an African-American man, I always get upset. I mean, we see these crimes, and we say, we hope the perpetrator wasn`t black, because we understand that when these things happen, despite a lot of our success and the things that we do, a lot of people ascribe these kind of crimes to the community in general, rather than thinking of it as bad individuals.

I`m not responsible for this guy, and neither is anyone. So I don`t disagree with what Jane said.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Jeanine, ten seconds.

PIRRO: Yes, yes. Hate crimes are when someone, a victim is targeted because of the color of their skin, their religion, their ethnicity. If you`re saying she was targeted because she was white, then that`s a hate crime. But if she was targeted because she was beautiful and because she was a reporter and because he knew her and was obsessed with her...

VELEZ-MITCHELL: He didn`t know her. According to authorities, they described this as a random robbery. And a lot of people in this community say, "We just don`t buy it."

PIRRO: Now, the reason why I raise the question, Jane...

VELEZ-MITCHELL: The reason I raise the question is that there was such viciousness in the execution of this crime against an apparent stranger. That is the definition of hate, if I`ve ever heard it. I think sometimes rape can be a hate crime. It`s a crime against hate, vis-a-vis gender.

PIRRO: Yes. And gender is a category in many states. But the fact that she was so brutally murdered speaks to a personal rage and a personal somewhat obsession with a woman like this. It`s not just that -- you know, most murders are not as brutal as this was.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Right.

PIRRO: It suggests that maybe there was something.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: But what -- what is this man, and we have to take a break. But think about this question, what was this man so -- allegedly, so angry about that he would perpetrate this on a stranger knowing nothing about that person except their appearance?

Stay right there. I will have much more on the tragic Hudson and Pressly murders. Do you think race is playing a role in these cases? The outrage or the coverage? I will be back with your calls at 1-877-JVM-SAYS. That is 1-877-586-7297. It is time for you to sound off on race and crime in America.

Back after the break.

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VELEZ-MITCHELL: NFL star Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg and then tried to cover it up by going to a celebrity-friendly hospital. I`ll have the very latest on this and other outrageous cases of celebrities getting special treatment.

But first, we are back looking at crime in America through a post- racial lens, focusing on two horrific recent murders: first, the murder of Arkansas anchorwoman, Anne Pressly, and second, the tragic triple homicide of Jennifer Hudson`s family members. Is race a factor when it comes to how we react to these cases?

Back with me, my fabulous panel: Mark Sawyer, director of the Center for the Study of Race and Ethnicity at UCLA; Judge Jeanine Pirro, former D.A. and host of "The Judge Jeanine Pirro Show"; and Morris O`Kelly, author of the nationally-syndicated online column, "The Mo Kelly Report."

And let me say that I am speaking and analyzing this case and discussing with you as a person of color myself, a woman of color. I`m Puerto Rican. I know what it`s like to be a minority. So we are all approaching this issue through our own glasses, as it were.

And -- and as far as I`m concerned, I believe that bigotry and prejudice isn`t about one particular race attacking another particular race, it is a very primitive mindset that we, as a human race, need to evolve beyond.

The phone lines lighting up.

Erica in Alabama, your thought or question, ma`am?

CALLER: Yes, my question is, do you honestly think -- let`s take O.J. Simpson, for instance...

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Hello?

CALLER: Can you hear me?

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Yes, I can. Go ahead.

CALLER: I have a question.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Yes.

CALLER: Let`s take O.J. Simpson, for example. Do you honestly think, if Nicole Brown Simpson had not been white, would O.J. Simpson`s trial been on the TV the way that it was every day for months? I mean, it was ridiculous. I don`t think there`s any African-American woman that has been killed that has gotten that type of treatment.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Let`s talk about that, Jeanine Pirro. The larger issue, a very valid one, because the O.J. case is a vortex that we could get into. But the larger issue is, yes, there is something actually called the missing white woman syndrome, where focus on pretty white women in glamorous, exotic locales gets a lot of coverage. Do you think that that`s a fair criticism?

PIRRO: Well, you know, I think that the O.J. case in particular was on television, because if you`ll recall, Jane, in 1994, when that crime happened, and the trial, I believe, started in 1995, there was -- there were laws being passed in many states which allowed for the televising of criminal cases.

Now, O.J. Simpson was big enough that I don`t know that it mattered what the race of the victim was. But I think that there is some legitimacy, that it`s really more -- in terms of the caller`s question, I think it`s more about celebrity. I mean, you know, Jennifer Hudson is a celebrity. O.J. Simpson is a celebrity. This is really about...

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Morris, what do you think?

O`KELLY: Well, if you`re going to mention O.J. Simpson, you have to look at it in terms of there`s still an anger against O.J. Simpson now that is unprecedented. Why is he more of a social pariah in 2008 than Robert Blake, when ostensibly both of them are equally guilty as the day is long? But there`s still more concern with O.J. Simpson. Why is that?

PIRRO: Well, I`ll tell you why it is, because O.J. Simpson was so guilty, it wasn`t funny. There was more...

O`KELLY: And Robert Blake was not?

PIRRO: Wait a minute. We had DNA. We had footprints. We had everything in this case. Both men were acquitted of the criminal charges, and both men were found responsible in the civil cases.

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PIRRO: But there are some cases that is overwhelming. And that was the case with O.J. And that`s the problem. It had to do with the evidence and not the race.

O`KELLY: That`s a failure of the prosecution.

PIRRO: I agree.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: I think, also, in the Robert Blake case, for better or for worse, the victim was far less sympathetic. She was a woman who had been described as a grifter, and who had been involved in various unsavory activities.

SAWYER: Her life is equally valuable, is it not?

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Absolutely. I`m not saying...

O`KELLY: He was guilty, was he not?

VELEZ-MITCHELL: I`m saying that`s part of the explanation for the coverage that some people have offered.

Clara from South Carolina, your thought or question, ma`am?

CALLER: Yes. I do not believe that this is racially motivated. I`ve been a victim. I`ve been listening to some of this war against women. I believe our problem is people don`t take it serious. The lawyers, law enforcement.

I mean, I`ve tried everything I can to bring it forth within my own state. And I`ve seen things that really shocked my conscience. We all have to realize, violence is violence, and when you go to law enforcement, they need to assert the truth, find the truth, and let`s get the situation resolved.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: You know, I could not agree with you more.

Mark Sawyer, in this case, I think perhaps the biggest outrage is that -- and I`m talking about the Anne Pressly murder -- the man who was charged with that is also a suspect in a rape that occurred back in April, and it took them seven months to get the DNA back on that first case.

And a lot of people, women feel, hey, that`s -- that`s a crime against women. In other words, that the segment of the population, the demographic that`s really suffering here isn`t one particular race; it`s a gender. And that`s women.

SAWYER: Yes. One in four women in America are victims of sexual assault. It`s a huge problem, and it`s one that we don`t talk about. And in fact, one of the things that`s true is that most women are victimized by people they know. Most violent crimes committed by someone they know.

So the rapist is as much likely to be someone who`s sitting in the cubicle next to you as it is a stranger, like the -- like the case in Arkansas. And so we have to do something about it. And in some ways these kinds of cases, where the details are very salacious and extraordinarily violent, hide the really silent, deadly thing that`s going on with one in four women being victimized.

PIRRO: And law enforcement`s failure, Jane, to prioritize and to move along the DNA of these rape kits is really a problem, because many of these rapists are career criminals. They`re serial rapists. And if we were able to identify them quicker, then there would be fewer victims down the road.

And make no mistake, the DNA data base, CODUS, that we have, which only recently has been enacted, which is what allows us to connect these rapes together, which is what happened in Anne Pressly`s case.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Yes.

PIRRO: There was a teacher raped by the same person, the same DNA.

VELEZ-MITCHELL: Yes. And let`s face it: that woman was living for seven months not knowing, waiting, trying to find out who did this to her. And that person, the man who was accused of it, lived in the same small town outside Little Rock. It`s awful.

Alan in Florida, your thought or question, sir?

CALLER: Well, I just have a comment. This conversation, the debate between whether race or celebrity is the bigger issue. I think without question, in comparing O.J. Simpson to Robert Blake, it`s all about celebrity.

Robert Blake was an actor and a celebrity. But let`s face it, a famous football player and an actor, O.J. Simpson, was a million times more famous and well known. That`s why the outcry with his case received a lot more attention than Robert Blake.

Well, I would just say this, as we wrap up. Thank you so much for that, I would like to say -- and our panel is absolutely fabulous. I hope you come back. We need to continue this dialog. We need to really look at a new way of dealing with crime.

Let`s get to the underlying causes. Let`s talk about education. Let`s talk about prevention. Let`s talk about peaceful conflict resolution for kids in the schools. That`s what we need to be talking about.

Morris, Mark, Judge Pirro, thank you.

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12.02.2008

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UPDATE 12.3.08: Show Transcript is up...hopefully video to follow soon. Click HERE

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Mo'Kelly will be offering commentary in the wake of the recent arrests in both the Anne Pressly and Jennifer Hudson family murders. Tune into Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell at 4pm PST. I'll try to have the video for those who miss it as soon as possible afterwards.


Scroll down for the Pressly/Hudson article.

(There is a rebroadcast scheduled for 2am PST/5am EST tonight/tomorrow morning. Set your DVRs. I "believe" it's a rebroadcast since this is a daily show.)

Sorry for the earlier confusion, the program Issues with Jane Velez-Mitchell is on the HEADLINE NEWS Channel, not the CNN main. (204 on Direct TV)




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12.01.2008

First AME Pastor 'Apologizes' for 122K Credit Card Bill!


For those unfamiliar with the Black L.A. Church scene, last week I posted some communication between my former church Brookins AME and Bishop T. Larry Kirkland about my displeasure over his handling of some "mess."

Well, come to find out that the cornerstone Los Angeles AME church (First AME) has its own "issues" it's sorting out. Of course...Kirkland had NOTHING to say (or did anything) in regards to THIS issue. Hmm, it's all starting to become clearer now...

Something really FUNNY (as in criminal) going on in the Los Angeles AME church right now. Story HERE

RELATED: Open Letter to AME Bishop T. Larry Kirkland
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LOS ANGELES -- The pastor of First African Methodist Episcopal Church in Los Angeles, who recently admitted to using church credit cards for sizable personal expenses, apologized to his congregation Monday.

Pastor John J. Hunter, 51, racked up at least $122,000 on the church's tab, including family vacations, clothes, jewelry, bikes and auto supplies.

Addressing more than 6,000 congregants at three services on Sunday, Hunter said he made mistakes and that it was "disconcerting and embarrassing" to see private church matters aired publicly.

He assured churchgoers that he had done nothing illegal and that he was working to resolve the problems. He added that the church remained financially strong.

Hunter and church officials said he had signed an agreement to repay the money. The church has also instituted stricter accounting policies, such as spending guidelines and more frequent audits, to guard against similar problems in the future.

Hunter is also working with federal tax officials to repay back taxes, penalties and interest amassed over 17 years and totaling some $309,000.

He claims he legally opted out of the social security system years ago -- as ministers are allowed to do -- but that the IRS had no record of it and therefore wrongly assessed the taxes.

Hunter became the minister at First AME -- one of the oldest and most prominent African-American churches in Los Angeles -- in 2004.

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Let's Be Honest in Discussing Anne Pressly and Jennifer Hudson



Anne Pressly

If nobody else will say it…I will. I know I can’t be in the minority (no pun intended) to think it; so why don’t we go ahead and size up the tremendous elephant sauntering about the room?


Over this past Thanksgiving weekend I, like the multitude, overindulged and maybe underappreciated the daily blessings in which I’ve been bestowed over the years. Sometimes, I like many of us take for granted my own well-being as well as family members. Tragedy, though unpredictable is still uncommon…hopefully at least. Life sometimes grants complacency.


One family who undoubtedly had a difficult Thanksgiving weekend was the family of murdered KATV television anchor Anne Pressly.


For those who haven’t followed the story, the Arkansas journalist and actress was found unresponsive in her home by her mother on October 20. She had been severely beaten during a home invasion.

Pressly died approximately 5 days later from her injuries.


On Thanksgiving day, the arrest of Curtis L. Vance was made, with DNA evidence linking him to the murder.


(Wait, did you think “it? Did you wonder? Did any immediate question pop into your mind?)


To be honest, I had never heard of Pressly prior to her murder, although my first assumption soon after was that she was White, given her backstory (born in South Carolina, raised in Little Rock, collegiate education in Memphis) That led me to the conclusion of “Caucasian.”


Yes, I’m human and subject to racial assumptions as are all of us. In fact, that’s the point of this editorial today. But I digress.


It was at the announcement of her passing on October 25th that I prayed for two things. I prayed for Pressly’s family and that the killer be found post haste.


Well actually, I prayed for three things. The first two I sincerely prayed for, the third was a bit more flippant and dismissive in nature. I also “prayed” that the eventual suspect/killer wouldn’t be Black.

I know, it sounds bad, superficial and arguably insensitive, but I’m not going to lie. In my selfish desire to have all of us co-exist in peace and unity, I really don’t want any further public additions to the negative stereotypes of Black men. I felt the same way with the murders of college coeds Lauren Burk and Eve Carson earlier in 2008.


Do I want justice? Absolutely.


Yet and still, the issues of race often times have unintended consequences and collateral damage and I would argue that the perception of murder is never colorblind. Of course, all people are created equal and life is equally invaluable. Unfortunately, I also know that life is not fair and neither is our society. The death of a White woman presumably at the hands of a Black man has further reaching consequences than vice-versa.


It just is.


As we consider the supposed “post-racial” America we live in given the recent election of Barack Obama as president, let’s also be mindful of the instantaneous rise in hate crimes immediately thereafter. Let’s also be mindful of the record number of Obama death threats (and counting) and he hasn’t even taken office yet. It’s reasonable to say that such behavior is connected more to Obama the “Black man” winning than McCain “the Republican” losing.


Meaning…race still matters and is still deeply divisive in nature. We as a country have made tremendous strides, but significant progress is not the same as “mission accomplished.” I would like to “think” that there won’t be a racialized backlash to this murder, and surely hope there won’t be. Largely, the media has stayed away from this aspect of the story for obvious reasons.


Good reasons too at that. They (the media) may not talk about the pachyderm that just knocked over the dining room table but I will. I seriously doubt I’m the only one who “wondered” whether the suspect apprehended in Pressly’s murder was Black. Maybe I’m wrong and I’m simply hypersensitive to these issues. Then again, my hypersensitivity may in fact have nothing to do with this and I’m actually right.


Did you wonder…did you want to know…did you “feel” anything upon realizing that suspect Curtis Vance is African-American?


If you did…I would say you’re human. If you didn’t…respectfully I’d say you’re lying, regardless of you being White, Black or some hue in between the two.


The “level of contempt” towards O.J. Simpson even today, when directly compared to “indifference leveled” at also-acquitted Robert Blake emboldens my belief. The public outrage surrounding the recent murders of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew arguably have been less than with Anne Pressly. Granted, Hudson's tragedy was arguably more extensively covered given her celebrity status...but let's be clear, still no arrests have been made.


(Update: 4:00pm December 1 - as of first publishing of this article, no arrests had been made but news is just in that William Balfour has been arrested in connection to the Hudson murders)


There's a distinction to be made between coverage and outrage. The Hudson murders occurred in the same week as Pressly's murder and the coverage of murders tilted in Hudson's favor. The outrage...not so much.


Tragic and horrible events such as Pressly’s murder serve as fodder for White supremacists of course; yet also require us collectively to dig deep and honestly assess race relations in America.


If we as Americans are “proud” to have elected Obama president, yet by and large are predisposed to see African-American men as walking felons…what have we as a nation achieved?


Genuine thoughts and prayers to the Pressly and Hudson families. I hope justice is served, irrespective of color.


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